petition for a doctor who episode where the doctor travels back in time to meet arthur conan doyle and accidentally happens to mention how popular sherlock holmes is even 130 years later and poor acd almost breaks down crying
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Can you believe there is love that is illegal
can you believe that there is murder that is illegal
do you believe in life after love after love after looove
it's a bird!
it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
it's a metaphor
I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires.
“whats a movie”
so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop