Come and Procrastinate

Yo i'm melissa, I spend my days reading books, watching movies and tv shows. I cry over fictional characters and get emotionally attached to them.
Happy blogging :)

giggle-some-more:

this poem is so deep

giggle-some-more:

this poem is so deep

(Source: reibread, via a-bohemian-storm-is-brewing)

columbiaphoenix:

counting-teacups:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person], 

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks! 

- [name]

k

-professor

(Source: countingteacups, via a-bohemian-storm-is-brewing)

iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

burns every piece of evidence that shows i lived before the age of 14

(via hotboyproblems)

yesawwwh:

unamusedsloth:

Even on an escalator. [Video]

WHY THE HELL DIDNT I THINK OF THIS.

(via violenttomato)

thesassiestsamwinchester:

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

schmergo:

A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes

orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp

twelve year old Daniel Radcliffe shoving a nearly-naked Orlando Bloom into his closet

(via a-bohemian-storm-is-brewing)

“I am hopelessly in love with a memory. An echo from another time, another place.”

otterly-riddikulus:

look at this snape i found

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it seems normal but then

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what is this

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turn to page 394 motherfucker

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(via a-bohemian-storm-is-brewing)

What girls say:

I'm fine

What girls mean:

I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst

disagreed:

do actors ever cringe at their own voice on tv

(via willandjacehateducks)

lindsaylohoean:

even gifs move more than i do

(Source: lindsaylohoean, via willandjacehateducks)

churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

(Source: thewinterswidow, via potatoforthecatgods)

shawnpau:

she’s getting stronger

shawnpau:

she’s getting stronger

(Source: jaidefinichon, via a-bohemian-storm-is-brewing)

legfruit:

there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america

(via fake-mermaid)

raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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France what the fuck

(Source: vexingholmes, via a-bohemian-storm-is-brewing)

evolutional:

why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day 

(Source: evolutional, via willandjacehateducks)